one 's mind
Manfujinglun is a crosstalk work performed by Shaanxi actors Miao Fu and Wang Sheng at the Beijing Satellite TV Spring Festival Gala on January 31, 2014 (the first day of the year of the horse). The crosstalk combines Chinese traditional cultural idioms, fairy tales and foreign myths, achieving the effect of gathering at all times and in all countries. The whole crosstalk covers Jingwei reclamation, Kuafu chasing the sun, Nezha naohai, shuimanjinshan temple, etc. it organically combines Baoji dialect, Wuhan dialect, Tangshan Dialect, Henan dialect, Sichuan dialect and other dialects, with a lot of laughs.
In February 2014, the crosstalk series full of classics will be on CCTV's Lantern Festival of the year of the horse.
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Segment 1
(excerpt) a: you see, my level can't compare with the teacher Wang Sheng next to me. He is a college student and graduated from Shaanxi University.
B: Normal University, Shaanxi University.
A: Shaanxi Normal University, after graduation, ah, they did not engage in the original professional.
B: What's my major?
A: At that time, he was studying in the College of Liberal Arts in the repair of imported excavators.
Segment 2
A: The daughter of Emperor Yan is Jingwei
B: The nickname is Nvwa
A: One day, I was rowing a boat on the sea. When I saw a storm coming, I said, "niania, the storm is too big."
B: Hey, where is a Baoji man
A: Didn't you say it was the daughter of Emperor Yan? Isn't Emperor Yan from Baoji? Yandi mausoleum is still in Baoji.
Segment 3
There is a Yugong who is not a fisherman. There is a Yugong who has nothing to do. Later, a wise old man advised him to stop digging and not finish digging. Well, there are two big mountains, Wangwu and Taihang. Yugong said that it's OK. I can't finish digging my son, my son can't finish digging his grandson, and his grandson can't finish digging his grandson. Anyway, when his grandson and grandson go on digging, they will finish digging. This spirit is moved The Jade Emperor sent two yellow scarf strongmen down to move the king's house and Taihang. As soon as the good guy moved away, it suddenly became clear that the Wi Fi signal was full immediately. He said that the bad things in the world were not necessarily bad, and the good things were not necessarily good. The mountain moved away. It turned out that there were two monsters, a snake spirit and a scorpion spirit, at the foot of the mountain Seven colorful gourd seeds were planted, eaten in caves, and grew up. Seven gourds were produced, and seven children sprang up. Some could spit water, others could spit fire. Later, they subdued snake spirit and scorpion spirit, and then they lived in seclusion in the forest. There was a princess in a foreign country. I don't know who she offended. She hid in the hut where they lived. Later, the princess's stepmother came and became a princess An old lady who sold apple, the princess took a bite and died, leaving half of her.
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Miao: dear friends, happy New Year
Miao: we are both crosstalk actors from Northwest China
Wang: from Xi'an
Miao: my name is Miao Fu
Wang: my name is Wang Sheng
Miao: look at me. I can't compare with the teacher Wang Sheng next to me
Wang: ouch, you are right
Miao: they are college students (Wang: cough)
Miao: graduated from Shaanxi University
Wang: Normal University,
Wang: there is no university in Shaanxi
Miao: Shaanxi Normal University
Wang: ah
Miao: after graduation, they didn't engage in their original major
Wang: what major do I study
Miao: they studied in the College of Arts (Wang: AI) in those years. They were repairing imported excavators
Wang: what did I learn
Miao: repair of imported excavators
Wang: why don't I learn to drive a walking tractor
Miao: this may be the second major
Wang: how can I go to this major? How can I not go to Lanxiang technical school
Miao: I didn't go to college
Wang: what do you ask
Miao: what did you learn
Wang: Chinese and history
Miao: Chinese and history, (Wang: ah) it's amazing, (Wang: hum) it can't be compared with other people's, although we grew up together
Wang: right
Miao: but when we got to high school, our grades got bigger and bigger, bigger and bigger
Wang: why
Miao: I didn't go to high school
Miao: now I wake up. I have to study hard
Wang: work hard
Miao: otherwise, I can't keep up with this knowledge and can't cooperate with others. Recently, I began to study all kinds of books
Wang: I read a book
Miao: it can be said that it has reached the point of not letting go
Wang: yo
Miao: I've got Detective Conan and pirate king in my hand
Wang: you can see another set of "seven dragon balls" and another set of "Saint fighter". These are called four famous works. Do you know
Miao: really
Wang: what is it? Can't you read some serious books
Miao: you can also read the classic books. (Wang: HMM) a dictionary of idioms
Wang: what books do you read
Miao: a dictionary of Idioms
Wang: just don't laugh at him. Idioms are the essence of Chinese culture
Miao: Yes, I was the representative of idiom class when I was a child
Wang: that's the representative of Chinese class. No school offers idiom class
Miao: I've learned all these things. I've learned many things. What is a teacher for one day and a father for life
Wang: Well, you know that
Miao: thousands of troops, thousands of horses galloping, Yugong moving mountains (clapping hands) I like Yugong moving mountains
Wang: do you like the spirit here
Miao: it's a spirit
Wang: Yugong's spirit
Miao: he inspired me. (Wang: mm-hmm) have you heard of this story
Wang: who doesn't know the story
Miao: there is a Yugong, who is not a fisherman. There is a Yugong, who has nothing to do with digging mountains and digging
Wang: Hey, wait a minute. Yugong is a pangolin, isn't he
Miao: what's the matter with pangolin
Wang: Yugong has to take a guy to move mountains
Miao: anyway, it's just digging mountains. Later, a wise old man advised him not to dig any more. Well, there are two big mountains (Wang: Yes), Wangwu and Taihang. Yugong said it's OK. I can't finish digging my son. (Wang: Yes) my son can't finish digging his grandson. (Wang: Yes) my grandson can't finish digging his grandson. Anyway, my grandson will finish digging them. (Wang: persevere) Good guy, this spirit moved the Jade Emperor (King: Heaven) sent two yellow scarf warriors down to move the royal house and Taihang
Wang: Dashan has moved away
Miao: it's easy for a good guy to walk. (Wang: HMM) Wi-Fi signal is full immediately
Wang: Oh, what's the matter with Wi-Fi
Miao: describe it
Wang: there is no such description
Miao: not all bad things in the world are bad things, and not all good things are good things
Wang: what do you mean
Miao: the mountain has moved away. It turns out that there are two monsters under the mountain - a snake spirit and a scorpion spirit. Fortunately, the old man had a colorful gourd seed. When he planted it in the cave, he ate it and grew up. Seven gourds came out and seven children came out. Some could spit water and some could spit fire. Later, he subdued snake spirit and scorpion spirit and lived in seclusion in the forest. There was a foreign princess who didn't know who she had offended and hid in the hut where they lived. Later, the princess's stepmother came and became an old lady who bought an apple. The princess took a bite and died, leaving half of her to be taken away. Do you know the story? I've learned so much
Wang: you're kidding! You just said this is Yugong Yishan?
Miao: ah
Wang: I'm in a bit of a mess. I
Miao: what's the matter
Wang: I'll calm down. Later, I will understand that Yugong is huluwa's grandfather. After huluwa immigrated, there were seven dwarfs. Jobs had a master named Snow White
Miao: you see how clear you are
Wang: what do I manage? I understand
Miao: what's the matter
Wang: what's your mess? It's all about you
Miao: I'll tell you a truth
Wang: what's the reason
Miao: Chinese idioms are useful in all aspects! (Wang: cough) it's all connected together
Wang: it's useful. It's no longer useful. You're confused
Miao: you say our Chinese books are good books
Wang: then you have to look serious
Miao: me too (Wang: hmm?) Shanhaijing, have you heard of it, Shanhaijing, baby
Wang: wait a minute. Don't be so intimate. Look at the classic of mountains and seas
Miao: ah
Wang: you just read the idiom dictionary like Jiangzi, and you also read Shanhaijing
Miao: what's the matter
Wang: Shanhaijing is the classic of the pre Qin Dynasty. Its language is ancient and abstruse
Miao: what do you mean
Wang: it was an illusion just now~
Miao: that's what I see
Wang: can you understand
Miao: of course I can understand it
Wang: really?
Miao: I'll tell you a few stories, and you'll know if I've seen them
Wang: I hear what you say
Miao: has Jingwei reclaimed the sea
Wang: Well, the story of Shanhaijing and beishanjing
Miao: I don't know where I like to watch this. (Wang: hum) why Jingwei reclamation
Wang: why
Miao: big traitor, pull over and fill in the sea. You know, float up and press down, float up and press down (Wang: wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute) I love to see this famous national integrity thing
Wang: what national integrity? Is there national integrity here
Miao: what's the matter
Wang: Jingwei reclamation is to fill Wang Jingwei in the sea
Miao: what else? It's reclamation
Wang: just a moment, will you? Look at the story of the bloody silk. Don't you know where Jingwei reclamation came from?
Miao: where did you come from
Wang: Jingwei is the daughter of the sun god Yandi (Miao: Yandi's daughter). Her nickname is Nvwa
Miao: mending the sky
Wang: not alone
Wang: on this day, the girl sailed across the sea in a boat, overturned in the waves, and her soul was immortal. In order to revenge, she filled the sea with stones. This is called Jingwei reclamation
Miao: Oh, no, I see. (Wang: I see.) the daughter of Emperor Yan is Jingwei. (Wang: her nickname is Nvwa.)
Chinese PinYin : mǎn fù jīng lún
one 's mind
Long drought and sweet rain. jiǔ hàn féng gān yǔ
Kill the chicken and wipe the neck. shā jī mǒ bó
give instructions after discovering the trace. fā zòng zhǐ shì
love affair between man and woman. fēng qíng yuè zhài
a bird which has been hurt by an arrow. shāng gōng zhī niǎo
lament to heaven and knock one 's head on earth. chuí tiān qiǎng dì
arranged in a crisscross pattern. zòng héng jiāo guàn