Lyrics of Jiang Kun's "corridor song"(jiang kun lou dao qu ge ci )

I want to tell you a piece of good news. You must be very happy to hear it!

What's the good news?

Tang Jiezhong is married!

Ah? I got married a long time ago!

No, you're married.

At what age am I not married?

Oh, yes, yes. Tang Jiezhong lives in a house now.

Well, what's your name? I used to live in a cage?

No, no You Do you live in

I've always lived in a building.

Do you live in a building? You are so fat, the corridor is so narrow, can you go up?

What are you afraid of? Climbing the stairs every day.

Climbing every day?

Ah.

Why can't our building go up?

…… What's going on?

A few days ago, I moved to a new house. The house was very big. I bought a piano, but I couldn't move it to my home.

Moving the piano? I have a way!

What can you do? What should I do?

As for me, I'll find some good guys for you. I'll put them on my shoulders and shout for you in a moment.

That's it?

Come on.

Lift the piano.

"Come on, comrades"

"Ah, hi, ah"

What's up? It's up, isn't it? Go straight ahead.

"Comrades, put it down quickly..."

Hey!? I said, you flash me you!

What's up?

You put it down as soon as you lift it up?

I just got to the stairway. I can't get in here.

Why can't you get in?

The corridor is full of things.

What are they?

The cart ten years ago, the old furniture five years ago, you see, this is - half of the earth box basket, half of the door on the left, old corn bunches hanging in the middle, food in a piece, broken wine bottles, pop cans, garlic petals, insoles hanging on top

Confused! It's just rubbish!

You say it's junk. Some people don't want to hear it.

Who won't listen?

Who wants this!

"Oh, why are you standing here with my pile of things! You step back, this is my baby

“…… Madam, can you hear me so far away? "

"You want to come up to me? Don't touch my things! Slowly raise your feet Lift your left foot, lift your left foot, get out of my basin of the Qing Dynasty Then lift your right foot to avoid my Tang Dynasty bowl Lift your left foot again, don't touch my shoes of five or seven years My head is tilted to this side again. Get out of my socks of '62. "

Ooh! What are you doing!

"Don't touch it, stand up, jump forward, jump forward slowly, jump Hey, jump this way Oh, take care, don't make the can ring! It's anti thief. When that thing rings, the two boys throw bricks out! "

Oh, my God This is more lively than the forward position!

"What's the matter with you? Don't touch anything. Keep your feet up, keep your feet up... "

Ah, auntie, you have too many things You want to move the piano... "

"What are you doing at this age?"

Yes, can I stand on one foot!

"What's the matter, you say."

"Auntie, you have so many old things here..."

"What, old? You don't want to hear that! In front of everyone, I ask you, "is that thing in the tomb of Qin Shihuang old?"

Old.

"National treasure! Ah? Is the melon seed in Mawangdui woman's stomach old

Old.

"Cultural relics! Are the stamps of Empress Dowager Cixi old that year

Old.

"Valuable! My wife is eighty-eight, old or not

Old.

"Original!"

Hi! It's all worth it!

"You say these things are old. Do you know which of these things is the washbasin of the concubine or the pacifier of the king?"

There are no such things! "Auntie, how about I move your original things and put them back to your original place?"

“…… All right, get a pencil! "

"What are you doing with a pencil?"

I don't know who's awkward!

Anyway, I've been tossing around at this door for three hours.

What a long time?

It takes more than 40 minutes to draw drawings alone!

Good!

We've worked it out.

Let's go upstairs.

Move to the second floor! "Come on, comrades"

"Ah, hi, ah"

"Comrades, put it down quickly..."

I said, how to put it down again!

What's up?

No, you can't get through the second floor!

Is the second floor as messy as the first floor?

It's not so messy. It's all paper boxes. They're stacked one on top of another. The boxes of washing machines and refrigerators Oh, there's a pile of honeycomb briquette on it! From one floor to the roof, when the wind blows, it may fall down at any time. Do you say you can go without helmet!

Ouch! It's too dangerous!

Hey, is there anyone to blame?

As soon as I push the door, one comes out.

Who are you?

Combing his hair and wearing glasses, I can see how it looks like the "square pimple" in the playing card.

Good! What's your face?

"Oh, old comrade, this honeycomb briquette can't be put here..."

"If you don't put the honeycomb briquette here, where do you put it in the refrigerator? How can you come up with any ideas when you put honeycomb briquette in your refrigerator? "

“…… No, you can't put this in the corridor. "

"What's in the corridor, the TV? How can you talk like this when we watch TV in the corridor on such a cold day? "

"Well, this is the public corridor!"

"Public use, you use it, I use it, everyone uses it, why can't I use it?"

"This is the place where the big guy walks!"

"Everyone walks in the corridor. If you go, he will. If others can, why can't you?"

"That piano is too big to move in."

"Oh, I know the place is narrow. Why do you buy such a big guy? If you want to buy a harmonica, you can play it and go upstairs!"

well!

"I want you to understand that if you buy an armored car, I'll dig out the house. You can't be unreasonable!"

Who is unreasonable! "Comrade, can't you give way to this place?"

"No! This site belongs to me! The head can be broken, the blood can flow, this place can't be lost; you can be beaten, you can't be beaten, you can't lower your head. "

Ah?! Are you going to fight?

In order to fight for this territory, I fought three battles with my neighbors.

There are battles?

In the first campaign, we drew a clear boundary; in the second campaign, we attacked and he retreated; in the third campaign Hey, hey, I beat him to the third floor!

That's great! "Well, let's move it by ourselves..."

"Who dares to do it! Don't tell me I'm a little old. I can knock down two with one punch, three with one kick, and one in my armpit. At your age, you don't have any teeth! "

Ooh!! This person, too unreasonable!

I looked around and I got it. It turns out that this corridor has not been managed for a long time. It has developed the problem of dominating the mountain. The soft one is afraid of the hard one, and the hard one is afraid of not dying.

It's called a vicious circle.

Why are you doing this?

I scared him.

oh

This scare really worked.

"Well? You Oh, you are the crosstalk actor Jiang This fat old man is Tang Jiezhong! "

I recognized it.

"Oh, I'm going to have bad luck when I meet you..."

Ah, how bad luck?

"I'm going to pour out my honeycomb briquette --"

Oh ~ "so you let me

"I can't do it if I don't let him. His mouth is very powerful. He wrote a comic dialogue to satirize me. He called me Fang Pian Geda. He didn't dare..."

Ha ha "Then move."

"I tell you, the second floor passed, and the third floor is more difficult."

What's the matter?

"It's hard to get to the third floor, it's hard to get to the sky. On the third floor, one man is in charge and ten thousand people are not allowed to open. Since ancient times, there is only one road on the third floor. You can only take it wisely, not attack it by force! "

Ooh! So powerful?

"I'll give you an idea. When you go up on the third floor, the young man is in the front, the piano is in the middle, Mr. Tang is older, and you are in the back..."

Oh, you take care of me.

Ah!? What a loss you are! Take me as a meat mat?!

When I think about it, no matter what, we've done it.

Keep going upstairs!

Move to the third floor.

"Come on, comrades"

"Ah, hi, ah"

"Comrades, put it down quickly"

Ah? What are you shivering about?

No, no, the third floor can't get through anyway!

What's the matter?

Look scared! There is a dog tied at the entrance of the corridor, looking at me covetously! Next to Ouch, it's nothing There are monkeys, there are Dutch rats in the box, and there is a myna hanging on the wall, talking to me with its mouth open. "Please come to the ends of the earth and lift up the big piano. Although you can pass the second floor, you can't pass the third floor even if you die!"

Even it knows!

Do you think I can survive this?

Why don't you move back.

Ouch! Then let her pass quickly!

What about the piano? It's wider than her stomach!

Oh, it's really difficult.

Me?!

"Let's discuss it and see if it's ok?"

Does anyone listen to him?

Who will listen to him! At the bottom, "Di'er La ~ Di'er La ~" blows the trumpet, and at the top, "ouch ~ ouch ~" straight ouch. At that time, I had mixed feelings. You said how hard it was to move a small piano!

It's too difficult.

At that time, when I saw this situation, my nose was sour and my eyes were red. At that time, I cried. The cry is not good.

How did you cry?

(baby crying) "Whoa - whoa --"

Why are you crying like that?

Oh, she gave birth to all the children!

Chinese PinYin : Jiang Kun Lou Dao Qu Ge Ci