Right? I didn't catch up, people told me, ha ha! Later, there are more and more fat people on the stage! But the skill of speaking conscience is very good, but the body is a little bit worse. As you can see, he is too fat, too fat, no one like him. He is also tall. He is a night pot taller than me. He can eat and drink. He can eat steamed bread with rice. He is the first person to eat in the past and today.
We should not talk about our confidants. We should talk about our confidants and waste our time talking about them.
In the past, I looked down on the actors. Some people said that this is a business, eh! This view is very common, but, no, we don't call it business, we call it familiarity. What is business? It's a business to buy, sell and sell. It's a treasure to say that the face of crosstalk is familiar. If you don't know me today, this one may cost 20 yuan. Tomorrow I'll have a bowl all over the world, eight thousand one, five thousand one, twelve thousand one. I may not have time to go. Where's the bad luck? This face is familiar, ah! What's more, crosstalk actors can't do bad things. Oh, the shopping mall nearby is on fire, and more than 10000 people have gone there to rob things. There is a crosstalk talker in it. Tomorrow, you more than 9000 people will have nothing to do, so you will catch this crosstalk talker. You will know him and say that you can't steal anything if you want to. Ha ha! So we are familiar.
I almost got a brick to row her. You point me to a clear path. You haven't eaten for several days, have you? Everybody looks like a pancake, right?
Ah! Deceiving. Ah, it's deceiving. So why do some people believe it? Well, psychologically speaking, people also want to get a sustenance. oh dear! What do you mean? Why do you eat so much? Why are you always upset these two days? Find a divination to calculate it, you are nothing, you are full to support you! He'll be solid, you know? Once I found it, I felt at ease. If you want to go to the overpass where real immortals can't sit, five yuan and ten yuan will show you a hexagram. Some people say it's wrong. I know a fortune teller who has to go home and ask others to go. Ah, he doesn't want money! No, he can't do without money. Ah, sometimes he also looks for this cover to talk about it. I know whether you are quick or not. When I see you are quick, he doesn't want money. He asks you to go back and shout to him. Ah, there is such a fortune teller who doesn't want money. Ah, you are the advertisement.
In the past, fortune tellers in the world were called Jinmai. There is a saying that Jinpi and Caigua are fortune tellers. There are many kinds of fortune tellers, including water seat and fire seat. Water seat is what we said just now. It's very shabby, and the patches on the clothes are falling. Later, the patches can't hang. You can pull it up and pull it. You're covered with wheat and your hair is standing. Ah, stretch out your hand. The hand of a man in his thirties is like Qi Baishi. He still doesn't wash his hands. He's holding a pen and standing on the side of the street. He calls you It's called water seat. There's fire seat. Ah! He employs 40 people to be his servant. He can stay in any hotel. He has a suite! In addition to the car is the car, head with this hat is worth 340000, June 3 Fu also fox leg coat, looking very rich, calculate a hexagram, this is not a 35000 can't get down, this is called fire seat. In other words, the division is also very meticulous. Bangbaojin is called Fang Baojin when he takes two pieces of bamboo "Bangbang". Sitting on the floor, he doesn't speak, and he is good at painting with ink. It's called dumb gold. Ah, there's this one. You're on the other side of the street. He's on the other side of the street. He runs there to pull it for you. It's called pulling tendons. After pulling tendons, it's picking bones. Once you get to tunpi, you can't live.
Two days ago, Mr. Guan had an accident. Ha, there was an accident. He had just set up his divination stall on the street. There was a sheet of paper on the ground and a watermelon seller came next to him. He was not happy. But he didn't dare to make trouble. The watermelon seller was six big and small guys. He was afraid of being beaten and moved this way. He was on fire.
When I was on fire, I came to do the divination, and I was also five big and three rough, "Hey! Hi! Hi Even if you don't shout, you say "excuse me, I'll give you a hexagram!" No, "Hey! Hi! Hi
"Pa -" with a big mouth, Mr. Guan vomited blood. Four policemen came to get the big man back and sentenced him for half a year. Even if Mr. Guan worked so well, where did he come from and where did he go? Ah, now it's OK. Now he doesn't come out. Now he comes out by himself every day. He has been envious of the wheelchair. Ah, this time he has achieved his wish.
Why does this story lead to so many deceiving people today? This master is not a human being. Don't be happy! It's a boast. He's an immortal. Do you think it's very deep? Right! Now the immortal business is not very good, because we don't know much about the immortal.
If you want to talk about it, it's not long for everyone. If you have an old man at home, go back and ask, ah, Shang Dynasty, that year, Jiang Ziya was four years old. You all go home and ask, ah! Don't ask. I guess I didn't catch up.
In the Shang Dynasty, in the capital, caogo City, um! There is such a fortune teller. His surname is Zhou Qian. Which one is Qian? "Qian" of heaven and earth. At the beginning, his father was one of the top doctors in Chaoli.
One day, the couple had a dream that the house was full of fire. When the daughter-in-law was afraid, she woke up and didn't have much time to give birth to a little boy. She had a big face all over the place. Her face was black and her eyebrows were beautiful! It's similar to me. Ah, everyone can see it, ha!
"Book of heaven" is a book.
The child took it and finished the last look.
Read it all over again. He learned Pinyin first! The child learns this every day. Every day, the immortal comes to the point and flies away after teaching. Ah, he has been learning for more than a month, ah! It's so smart. I've learned it all. There's nothing you don't understand about the eight trigrams. If you have nothing to do, you can make some small bamboo boards, some copper coins, and do divination here. Try all kinds of larks. So when I first became an official, I had a wish that one day if I went back to my hometown, I would set up a stall for the benefit of the people, ah, fortune telling for everyone, ah! Here comes the opportunity.
Make a small pavilion outside the gate of your own house to do divination here. There is an old family named Peng Jian. They are in their forties. When they were young, they worked as servants in the government. Later, when the old masters all died, they stayed to serve Mr. Zhou Qian. People around them respect Mr. Zhou very much. What's their name, Mr. Zhou? Later, we go out to buy the book, which is called "the Duke of Zhou's dream interpretation". It can be said that Mr. Zhou is Mr. Zhou Qian.
The front door has been decorated and everything has been finished. I'm going to open the shop and do divination for everyone.
Go out to pick up the cover, all around to tell, who want to fortune telling, who do not understand the matter, ask the future, ask the fortune here!
For a moment, the whole city was noisy. Why? Mr. Zhou is now abandoning his official position. Ah, let's do divination for everyone. Let's do it. Everyone comes here, and they are very respectful. Why? This is the official who goes down the field. You dare not make trouble here. What's more, Duke Zhou's divination doesn't work. As soon as you enter the door, don't say that he will tell you what's going on. "Ah, you go to seek wealth. Now you're going to the northeast. There's a business waiting for you. Go to earn money! You this ah, you this want bad luck, these two days don't go out! Ah, you've eaten too much, you know? " Let's be clear. There's nothing wrong with divination!
One day, I heard people say that now in Caoge City, Duke Zhou arranges divination sheds for everyone to do divination, "let's go, ah, let's calculate whether it works or not, eh! Besides, I heard that he can still pay back the money by divination. If it's not possible to say that he can pay back 40 times, it's a good business, eh! Let's go. If it works, it doesn't work. "
There are stone slabs and stone pens. Ah, they are placed here. Beside them, there are animal fur, tortoise shell and bamboo flakes. They are all full of them for writing. Ah, there are no pens.
Ask the neighbor to borrow money. If you have enough money, you can take it to the divination shed. When you get to the door, you just see Peng Jian and know her, "Alas! Who is Lao Peng
He led the old lady in. As soon as he entered the door, he had a look. After the book case that Duke Zhou was sitting on, his eyebrows were locked tightly. What's the matter? When he got up in the morning, he calculated a hexagram for himself. When he saw that the hexagram was not good, there was a collision between Yin people. What is Yin people? It's just that some women collide with each other. It's very uncomfortable to look at them.
The old lady Shi was invited to Ren's house, where a servant girl made tea for her. Ah, they were all ready. The old couple advised, "what's the matter?" One five one eleven said, "Hi! You see what's going on. Is there any way? "
We all look out. The sun is hanging in the middle. I think this is nonsense.
Back home, always look at the day sunny, cloudless, the sun in the middle of the people can't open their eyes, how can there be rain? The old lady couldn't stop her tears. She sat in the room waiting, and suddenly felt, "Alas, it may be 12 o'clock at noon!" When you look up, the clouds are thick and the rain is pouring down.
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