Lyrics of Guo Degang's tofu Hall(guo de gang dou fu tang hui ge ci )

A (learning to be timid, the same below) it's time for you to talk again?

B, it's me.

A do you want to have a hall meeting?

Well, Hall B often does it for us.

I'm going to have a meeting with you. Have you ever been willing to go?

B Ho, it's OK.

A then, you can go.

What can I do for you?

A child has a full moon.

B Oh, young master has a full moon.

Where are you going to find the troupe changers and drummers?

B you can look for me, I'll look for everything else.

A that's great. Then you can go.

Do you want to talk about the price?

What's the matter with a? What's the money?

B how fresh!

A: it's hard to say. It's too little! Anyway, you can help me a lot.

B help is OK, it doesn't matter to me alone, there are others!

Let them help, too!

B Oh, it's a good deal. We all help!

A I also work for others.

B then you are holding two families together. Tell me how much you plan to spend there. I'll put it all together to save you money anyway.

A how to say that?

Yi Ho, just tell me, how much are you going to spend?

A is too little. I'm going to spend this amount (two fingers).

B how much?

Two thousand dollars! It's too short! Help more!

B quite a lot. Thank you for your help.

Although a has less money, as far as I know, my family is going to give them a reward, but it's not much

B Oh, and the reward?

A is only 3000 yuan! You can always help me.

B ah, where.

Do you have any water sellers? Get me some tea. I have money.

B ho! Here is tea. You can have this. (b delivers tea to a)

A is good (a drinks tea to b).

B spray! Look, this one is really thirsty. May I ask if it's our day there?

A children do full moon, days are not busy!

B hey, don't be busy! You have to tell us that if there is another hall meeting, we should not pay attention to it!

A is not heavy. If there are other meetings, you should say that we are not busy.

B other price, you have to make sure of the date.

Who can say the right day, right?

B is not to do full moon for children?

A yes! Do you know when the child will be fed?

B Oh! Not yet!

A! (drinking water)

B don't drink it. Make fun of us. If the child hasn't been raised, you can find a meeting!

A: I don't have to set the rules first!

It's too early for you to set the rules. It's not too late for you to come to us after you've made a living.

B ho! It's not a full moon. It's called wash three!

A yes! Do wash three, you don't go?

B then why do you mention the full moon!

A I think so, wash three to look for you, do full moon not still have to look for you!

B that's what we'll talk about later. Do wash three, right?

A you go?

B go!

Go! I'll have some more!

Yes, B! You can drink it. (hands water) Oh! We will go the day after tomorrow.

A don't worry about it!

B is not wash three?

A yes, if you feed today, you will go the day after tomorrow; if you feed tomorrow, you will go the day after tomorrow; if you feed the day after tomorrow, you will go the day after tomorrow

B OK, I see. I'll wait three more days.

A yes! You look forward to it.

B yes! We're looking forward to feeding.

A don't look forward to feeding!

B is not a child do wash three?

A yes! You're looking forward to the baby's mother's coming out, so soon!

B Oh! The kid's not out of the door yet! bring it here! (grabbing water) go!

What's the matter with a?

What's the matter with B? Before the child's mother came out of the house, he went to the meeting of Xi San?

A: I don't have to set the rules first!

B you set the rules too early. I know when I will have children!

A I ask you, is it a big business for a girl to go out? Or is it big to do a full moon?

B of course, it's a big business for girls to go out.

A is still the same! Our girls are going out to see you. Won't you go?

B what are you looking for?

A when our master asked me to come, he said that my daughter would go out.

B then why do you say wash three, full moon!

If you don't have a girl, you can't do it!

B that's the future. Don't mention it, just say what kind of meeting you are looking for now!

Will daughter a go out?

B go!

A I'll have some more. (take water)

B OK! When is the day when my daughter goes out?

A is going to marry soon.

B Oh!

Girl a is old and big!

How old is B this year?

A is four years old.

B this Let's go! We're not going!

What's wrong with a?

B nonsense! We'll have to wait 14 years to get out at the age of 18!

What did you do in 2014?

Girl b is only four years old

A you don't listen to me clearly.

B is not four years old.

A is four years old.

B zero Oh! tetracosa-?

A is four years old.

B old girl 34?

A is four years old.

B yes, isn't it four years old?

A! The girl, whose nickname is zero, is four years old.

B this It's still four years old. You go and I'll beat you with a teacup!

A make a joke on you and you're in a hurry?

B I can't wait.

There's something wrong with a, understand! Can I make fun of you? I'm looking for you. We're open.

B business opening? Is the capital enough?

A will open now!

Where is B?

A Beijing.

B Beijing is a big place. Which city?

There is a Dong'an Market in Wangfujing Street, Jiadong city!

B Oh! Is this business in Dong'an Market?

Outside a!

B outside

There is a Fengxiang shoe and hat shop in Jia.

B Oh! This business is Fengxiang shoes and hats store?

Next to a, there is a Sanyou industrial society.

B Sanyou industrial society?

A street north, tea shop.

B, a Oh! Tea shop!

A: Yes!

B I know.

There's a small alley across the street. It's a business!

B what kind of business?

A China Global tofu company.

B ho! It's tofu shop.

A don't worry about anything, it's over to find the hall to give you money!

B OK! We don't care.

How much is it if you go to 20 people and sing for a hundred days?

B ho! So many days?

A publicizes and advertises you.

B: fifty thousand yuan a hundred days!

How much is a?

Fifty thousand!

Yes! You go.

B we went.

If you go, we'll move out. The business belongs to you!

B what are you doing? Where are we going?

A what's 50000 yuan?

B you are here these days!

What happened to the first day?

B more than three months.

A what are you doing on the moon? All day.

B yes! One hundred days, two fifty days.

A day!

B yes! Isn't it a hundred days?

A you are a person, one day, no night, one day.

What a day? Who can bear the tongue.

Does a want 50000 yuan?

B that won't work. Five hundred yuan.

All right! We don't care about the car money.

B that doesn't matter, ah! You have to take care of the food.

A tube rice! I want you to have dinner.

B good!

Twenty of you will be seated in two.

B Oh! A table for ten.

A no! Ten people a collar, not enough to feed, add two grass curtain.

B feed the donkey! We have dinner.

A line!

Do you have any wine?

A yes! A pot on a table.

B is a pot.

A is big and a is small. This is a big pot.

B Oh! Two Jin a pot?

A, two, two!

Two two is too few.

How about a little wine? You don't know, the wine is two liang, but it's not on the water!

B yes! Will you give us four buckets of cold water!

A is OK!

B anything is OK! Oh, it doesn't matter if we have wine. We have to perform! What's for dinner?

Have you ever eaten eight bowls?

B: Yes.

What about A-9?

B: Yes.

A you haven't eaten our top ten!

B top ten?

A: four big dishes; five big bowls; and a big pan!

B good! What's the first of these four sets?

A plate of bean curd with shallots. It's really green and white. It's invigorating. It's so fragrant to eat with a little sesame oil!

B OK, OK, OK, stop it! Why do you have tofu in the first dish? How about two dishes?

A two plates are cold dishes with wine. It's creaky to eat with a chopstick in your mouth!

Jellyfish in B sauce?

A radish skin mixed with tofu.

B: Tofu again. Three dishes?

Bean curd with Chinese chives and flowers.

B good. Four dishes?

A hole on the goods, green to eat in the mouth is a unique flavor!

B platter?

Bean curd with shredded cucumber.

B Hey! These four dishes are all tofu?

A who will eat these four dishes?

Isn't B for us?

How can I eat my four plates of mixed tofu? Do you have all your teeth?

B yo, oh, isn't this for us?

A we are a big tofu company. First, we offer four plates of tofu to the God of tofu. You don't want to eat them.

B what shall we eat?

A you want to eat, eat the five bowls, five bowls of vegetables.

The second dish may not be wrong. What's the first bowl?

Boiled bean curd with Chinese cabbage!

Hum, boiled tofu again! Two bowls?

Stewed bean curd with caramel.

B three bowls?

There are red ones and white ones. You eat them with a spoon!

B assorted pudding?

Stewed bean curd with pig blood!

B or tofu! Four bowls?

A four bowls, you see, floating head, a layer of butter, wow!

Stewed chicken with chestnuts?

Marinated bean curd!

B Oh! It's plain! Five bowls?

Grilled sea cucumber?

B this son is poor in bone, OK, OK, cost-effective, these five bowls are still tofu! Forget it, you can find someone else for this meeting. Well, after eating, your legs are soft. Do you think we are magpies?

What are you doing? You don't want to eat these five bowls. Do you have all your teeth?

B what have you seen? I look down on us too much. Isn't it just tofu mixed and boiled?

A you want to satisfy your hunger, eat that big pan.

B big pan or tofu?

A: No. I'm not right if I have tofu in the pan.

B no tofu this time?

A: No. I want to talk about how to make this big pan, you have to make your mouth water.

B why am I so hopeless?

If you want to eat this kind of food, you have to get up earlier. You can buy it in the market in four or less than five o'clock. It's more than four Jin or five or six Jin. Wow, buy it back, pour two scoops of water into a big firewood pot, put it in the pot, boil it and stew it. Click the sawdust to pull the bellows. The bellows is pulling, whistling, whistling, whistling, whistling, whistling, whistling, whistling, whistling, whistling, whistling, whistling, whistling, whistling, whistling! See so five or six open son, take iron hook to build this thing, use tweezers to give it that hair is clean; can't water poke, you belly soft, put it on the chopping board to cool it. You have to cut it with a knife. It's slice, slice, slice, slice, slice, slice, slice, slice, slice, slice, slice, slice, slice, slice, slice, slice, slice, slice, slice, slice, slice, slice, slice, slice, slice, slice, slice, slice, slice, slice, slice, slice, slice, slice, slice, slice, slice, slice, slice, slice, slice, slice, slice, slice, slice, slice, slice, slice, slice, slice, slice, slice, slice, slice, slice, slice, slice, slice, slice, slice, slice,

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