Lyrics of Ma Sanli's "health inspection"(ma san li cha wei sheng ge ci )

Let's talk about a paragraph!

There is a director. Is there a director

It's not the Secretary for culture,

There is a director, I don't care which bureau!

Anyway, a director, a director,

The director is going to check the hygiene,

This bureau has many subordinate units!

To the new year, festival, he must go, ah, the units to go, turn around!

Check the hygiene. It's Spring Festival!

The director has gone to a certain unit. Where has he gone? ,

Just to a hotel! Come to a guest house and check the hygiene!

As soon as the director came in, the front hall, underground, was full of water! A lot of water!

What's the manager doing? Cleaning the floor!

The manager is wiping the floor with a squatting cloth!

It's hard work! But there was no sweat on my head!

A look at those female workers!

Wipe the railings with a cloth! Busy hands and feet stop!

When the director looked at it, ah... It's good... Ah... It's good... Do you often do this?

The manager hesitated,

Ah... That... Ah... By the way... By the way... It's like this... It's like this

Ah... Very good... Very good... Ah... Good... Well done!

Director a look, this glass window is pure mud! There are a lot of mud spots in the glass rain!

Look at the corner of the window! A lot of cobwebs,

Ah... I'll take a look at your side!

Ah... Director, director... You go up to the second floor! Your conference room! Have a rest in your living room. Have some tea! Smoke!

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, No

I can't help urinating!

Come and have a good pee with me

The manager came with the director! Director, look, this is the men's room, this is the women's room!

The director will enter with a big step!

As soon as I entered the door, there were more than 10000 flies!

Big fly, little fly, green bean, green bean!

Woo... Woo... Just like a tornado!

As soon as the director went in, the fly hit him

Push the director out!

I'm angry with the director. What's wrong with this? It's not like words! This fly, this

Ah... Secretary, Secretary... You have a rest. One hour, one hour, you come back in an hour. You have a rest in your living room. You have some tea first,

Don't drink, don't drink,... You're too shameful

You sit on the sofa, you rest, you smoke!

Your health... This problem, no smoking,

Pop... Throw the cigarette end away

When I go to the toilet, I urinate,

Oh, oh, you pee. You come with me

Here we go again, the manager. This is the men's room. This is the women's room,

This time, the director is not the same as just now. He doesn't stride in. He pushes the door slowly and steadily,

Come in. Come in. There are no flies,

Ah, it's good. There's not a fly. OK, OK. I'll take a stool!

Ah... Director... You defecate... You can... If you want to pull, you can pull quickly... The fly will be back in a moment

Where are the flies?

It's 12 o'clock at noon! They all went to the canteen,

Chinese PinYin : Ma San Li Cha Wei Sheng Ge Ci