Lyrics of Ma Sanli's selling loess(ma san li mai huang tu ge ci )



Tell me a joke.

(imitated) how did Wang Fengshan say that your family sells loess? Is there such a sentence?

This is Where to sell loess? This sentence It's very exciting Isn't that appropriate?

In any case, a dime is not enough for a dime. At that time, it cost a lot of money, and "~ rocking coal ball ah ~ rocking coal ball ~" ran through hutongs.

But these two, there is a young couple, the family will use this coal ball, coal also bought. The couple are in their thirties for women and less than forty for men. This pile of coal briquettes, take the fork to pull out the coal briquettes, the remaining coal briquettes, buy the loess, all fall together, put a piece, ah, mix with water can ball, ball coal, shake, take a basket, take a big basket, take a big sieve, shake there. Who shakes? Who does this? Couple, male is lazy, female, net picture beautiful, don't like to do.

(imitates male) "how to do? Huh? Why do you keep it like this? It will rain heavily in two days, and even the coal particles in the Loess belt will be washed away. What should we do? Do it now. "

"Me? I This is my business I don't do this job... "

He has his own (spin) axle shop, which means (spin) the rolling pin, the axle, the leg of the table. He hired a man to spin, but he didn't do it. He even threw his hand at the king of freedom. Ah, the shopkeeper didn't do anything. What should he do? That's it

(imitative man) "don't worry about it. Just wait. Anyway, he (coal ball shaker) has to come too. Listen, if there are coal ball shakers, call him in. Wait... "

No Less, less people do that, more people sell loess, less people shake coal balls. Wait. It's so easy to wait. That family wants it, that family wants it, and it's easy not to come. The daughter-in-law has to wait here at the door every day Well done! Although I'm in my thirties, I'm dressed up I love to wipe rouge, you think. I love to keep my nails. I wish I could keep my nails very long This man, think about it, looks like Ah, then, isn't it beautiful? It must be beautiful. Ouch, it's easy to straighten, comb a big pan, dress well, and wipe a face with powder This is not the man who works! He had long nails. He stood at the door, outside the door, with the door frame underneath, picking his teeth and looking around. They sell orders and show people what they wear. They look beautiful. They are in their thirties. They stand there. Why? Just wait for that one to come, ~ coal ball ah ~ coal ball ah ~ wait for this kind of worker, less, can't wait! I can't wait two days

(imitates male) "how to do?! It's going to rain! We've got all the coal under the bed... "

(imitator) "you don't care. You don't care. I have an idea. Aren't you not doing it? I don't want to do it. You go to work. Don't you go? You're not going to the cabinet. If you don't go to the cabinet, you'll stay in the oil and salt shop

The oil and salt shop is now called, and later called the grocery store. Once upon a time, we called it the oil and salt shop in Beijing. Now we call it the non-staple food shop, the grocery store,

(imitator) "you wait in the oil and salt shop. If you listen to me sneeze, you come here. If I don't sneeze, you don't come here, ah ~"

(imitating man) "Hey! Good

Young man, by the way, the oil and salt shop, the small grocery store, there, get some wine, and sit there. You are familiar with the manager of the oil and salt shop. Let's chat. Daughter in law, pretty, standing at the door, waiting Still not. No one. This is the place where Gonger lives. As the name suggests, this is the place where Gonger lives. There's a small business man in his twenties. He's in his late twenties. He's walking in a string of gongxianer hutongs. They live here and stand here. Look, ah, come here, a young man. Look, he's young and strong. He must be strong at the age of twenty-five or twenty-six,

(imitating female) "ah, ah, come in, come in, there's no one at home, just me, come in."

The young man watched Pretty person, I don't know. Let me in Ah

(imitates female) "enter ~ unimpeded ~ enter ~ enter ~"

The young man came in with him. She put the door and the street door in. There are plug rings in this room, with plug rings on it. Why didn't you just come in,

(imitates female) "a Xiao ~ a Xiao ~"

Sneezing, this sneezing, the man's right, the oil and salt store, the grocery store out,

(imitating man) "Hey! Open the door

When, when, kick the door,

(imitates male) "open!

(imitates the female to the young man) "Yo, here comes our man ~"

The young man looked at

(imitating the young man) "you asked me to come in, you asked me to come in You invite me... "

(imitating female) "Yo, our man, he's very powerful. When he sees a stranger, he will use a knife. What can I do? Where do you hide Hey, I remember. You, don't hide. Look at the Loess and the coal dust. You installed the coal ball. He came in and asked who you were. I said the coal ball. He took something and left soon after he came back. He couldn't touch it. When he asked, I said I found it

(imitating the young man) get Don't let him use the knife! ~”

I'm afraid.

(imitating the young man) "well Where? "

(imitative female) "it's not in the backyard. It's all the same. There's a basket. You shake it, ah, standing in the bright yard, just shake it..."

Open the door.

(imitative male) "Hey, have you found it? Here we are? "

(imitative female) "don't you come? You say I did my best to find it in the alley. How are you? I'm just staying in the cupboard... "

How can you imitate me, boy! I'll sit here and have a look! Look at this young man, he's really capable Give me a stool... "

No, sit there. The young man wishes he could finish his things and go

(imitating a man to a young man) "don't be idle! What are you doing

Can't you stand more than 200 Jin of coal dust? Dirty on the body, a face Even ears are black, ears are black, everywhere is black Look, it's almost there.

"Hey! I'll have a drink. I'll come back later and watch. I love to watch the young man do his work neatly! "

Out The man just went out. The young man rubbed his eyes I can't open my eyes. Point to this girl, point to her Run quickly, don't go to work, run home, go home, take a bath, oh, wash away. It's washed out. It's beautiful for the couple to come back!

(imitates male) "a son didn't spend ~ more than 200 Jin briquettes have ~ good ~"

Later, the next day, the daughter-in-law was very happy. She stood at the door and couldn't stay. She was wild and beautiful. Standing at the door again, pretty dressed, still leaning against the doorframe, standing here in the alley. Gongxianer Hutong, there are always people walking. The next day, the young man went to work and came here again.

(imitating female) "ah, ah, ah, come in, come in, just me."

This guy——

"Hey, it's so fast! It's all burnt up!"

Chinese PinYin : Ma San Li Mai Huang Tu Ge Ci