Lyrics of "pizza" by GE Zhongshan(ge zhong shan ge ci )

Yesterday I had the worst pizza in Taipei

You should give me a 70% discount on the bill

But that's not true. I'm pissed off

It's so angry that it uses the name of New York

I don't like the first bite of it

What's this? It doesn't taste like it at all

I don't like to be cheated when I'm hungry

I just want to rush into your kitchen

Slap your chefs in the face

Yes, that's exaggeration

What a fool! How brave

Such a simple food is a mess

For those compliments on the Internet

It must feel like a friend or a fool

Who can comment on it

If I were you, I would give you a zero

I'll give you the name that zero is not worth it

This smell is a shame

I'm glad you're from New York

Pizza pizza pizza

I've never had such a bad pizza

Pizza pizza pizza

It's nice to use the name of New York

Pizza pizza

Uh

It tastes like nasal mucus

Jesus

Pizza pizza pizza

It's better when I pay 70% off

I didn't mean to mess with you

But you fix yourself first

Maybe you don't know who I am

Dr. pizza from New York

I won't lie to you after 20 years

In my experience, it's delicious and cheap

But yours is bad and expensive

I'm sorry I haven't finished eating

300 yuan pizza is only a few inches

No one says you're stupid

I wrote a song to help you sell

In return for cheating a new Yorker

Bitch Pizza pizza pizza

I've never had such a bad pizza

Pizza pizza pizza

It's nice to use the name of New York

Pizza pizza

Uh

It tastes like nasal mucus

Jesus

Pizza pizza pizza

It's better when I pay 70% off

Let me explain how the real New York Pizza works

Basically, we need good tomato sauce

Half the taste of QQ

Let the oil run until it's finished

Mozzarella cheese that's a must

Otherwise it's not from my area

You don't have to pretend to make money

It's really from the point of view of New Yorkers

Our point of view deceives us and turns us upside down

So you're just being kind

You'd better be careful next time

Pizza pizza pizza

I've never had such a bad pizza

Pizza pizza pizza

It's nice to use the name of New York

Pizza pizza

Uh

It tastes like nasal excrement

Jesus

Pizza pizza pizza

It's better when I pay 70% off

Chinese PinYin : Ge Zhong Shan Ge Ci