Zuo Xiaozu's curse on the lyrics of "bragging"(zuo xiao zu zhou chui niu ge ci )

Kong Laoer, he'll post it to me

Mr. Zhang, he showed me the garden

The queen mother comes to cook

Nintendo is my maid

I was God's godfather

Do you think I'm decent

A man will win the day

If you don't pee, I'll pee

Tan Weiwei is my little donkey

Zhang Ziyi is my daughter-in-law

Zuo Xiaofu, he is a gate keeper

Han Han can't be a white face

I was God's godfather

Do you think I'm decent

A man will win the day

If you don't pee, I'll pee

All right, all right, I'm lonely

Today my life has come

It's incredible. It's incredible

I want to be responsible for this country

It's really not bragging

This is your place

I was God's godfather

Do you think I'm decent

Chinese PinYin : Zuo Xiao Zu Zhou Chui Niu Ge Ci