Lyrics of Meng man's diary by Luo Zhixiang(luo zhi xiang meng nan ri ji ge ci )

Oh, my mother, my mother

My muscles are so big

You touch it

Oh, my mother, my mother

My bald head is so smooth

Touch it for you. Touch it for you

It seems that I didn't lift enough weights yesterday

Why is the underwear loose today

The grandmother next door thought I didn't understand

Borrow sauce from me and look at me like crazy

Touch a bitch when you go out

I've been smelling my strong hormones

Since I've been practicing cleavage on my chest

Just understand why women's contradiction is

Oh, my mother, my mother

My muscles are so big

You touch it

Oh, my mother, my mother

My bald head is so smooth

Touch it for you. Touch it for you

I want a full face solo

It's about one two one two left

I want to say to myself every day

Come on, I'm the best

I want to protect my girlfriend

It's about one two one two left

I want to save our planet

Come on, I'm the best

I have great dreams, too

Just can't stand loneliness, can't help showing off

Don't be jealous or you'll beat me

Who says you can't swim and go to the seaside

Since I have a bald look back

Men feel fierce, women feel fierce

One day I will surpass the peak

Fly to the sky and do something

Oh, my mother, my mother

My muscles are so big

You're not big

Oh, my mother, my mother

My bald head is so smooth

Light not light not light

I woke up to find that I was still the skinny monkey

Puffy skinny monkey wants to be Monkey King

It makes a lot of excuses for not having time to exercise

It's only time to dream. It's fierce in dreams

Go back to real life and sigh about many differences

It's not just the muscles, it's not just the bald head

Ridiculous romance without narcissistic clown

The cold streets are full of incompetent heroes

I want a full face solo

It's about one two one two left

I want to say to myself every day

Come on, I'm the best

I want to protect my girlfriend

It's about one two one two left

I want to save our planet

Come on, I'm the best

Chinese PinYin : Luo Zhi Xiang Meng Nan Ri Ji Ge Ci