Lyrics of the third act study by Teresa Teng(deng li jun1 di san mu shu fang ge ci )

3、 Study

Text: Guan huanjiu, brandy, in the river island, rice porridge, my fair lady, everyone, ouch, a gentleman is fond of playing basketball.

Wu: it's not basketball. It's volleyball.

It's football.

Wu: it's table tennis.

It's badminton.

Wu: golf.

Wen: it's you who roll.

Wu: boss, how can you swear?

Wen: if I don't scold you, should I scold myself? Who am I endorsing to play with you?

Wu: where can I play basketball?

Wen: I forget it for a while, but I forget it even more when you make a noise. Dad said, I have a good back, he wants to buy durian for me to eat, I have durian do not give you to eat!

Wu: if you don't give it, you won't give it. I won't give you any mango.

Wen: you often have mangoes. You can eat them yourself. I tell you, I won't give you lychees if I have them.

Wu: you're lying. What month is it now? Where's the lychee?

Wen: I have them all year round.

Wu: eh? Oh, I know what you said. I know what you said.

Wen: stop arguing. You are so noisy and boring.

Wu: boss, I'm going to court to sue dad.

Why did you sue dad?

Wu: he accused us of abusing us. He kept us at home every day and didn't let us go out to play.

Wen: Yes! Our father is a real unfilial son.

Wu: is father a unfilial son? What is unfilial son?

Wen: if a father is not filial to his son, he is not filial to his son. If a father is filial to his son, he is filial to his son.

Wu: Yes, my father is unfilial.

Wen: I was born in this family because of my bad luck. If this family is not good, you should not be reincarnated with me.

Wu: you can't say it! You come first. You don't know. You don't tell me.

Wen: you can't wait for my notice to come out. Write, write, and you study ink.

Wu: you can't grind yourself?

Wen: I'm the boss. If I ask you to study ink, you can do it. It was originally Qiuxiang's job. Qiuxiang was lazy and didn't serve us.

Wu: bah! (spitting)

Wu: Why are you so unsanitary? You go to get tap water. You stink. No wonder my writing is not good.

My natural water is better than river water, well water, tap water and rain water. (OK, it stinks to death) the mosquito flies over and dies.

Wu: Wen: Guan huanjiu, brandy, in the river, in the river island, ah! Dad said you write your article, I write mine, you can't peek.

Wen: Thank you! You can't write it. What am I looking at?

Wu: I know you want to peek, so I can't write it for you. Alas! It's more difficult for a woman to give birth to a child than for a woman to give birth to a child. A woman has a doctor to take care of her child, and we don't have anyone to help us.

Wen: what should we do? Boss, why don't we draw two turtles.

Wu: if it takes you to draw, I won't. Anyway, I wrote it to my father. My father also scolded me. If I didn't write it, I would rather not write it! Take a nap and go to sleep!

Don: two fools are sleeping. Let me wake them up. (tap the table with a ruler)

Wu: what are you arguing about? Noisy, you want to scare people to death?

Wen: are you quarreling with me or I quarreling with you? You fell down and scared me.

Wu: Well, boss, you see, my ass is broken on both sides.

Wen: ah! It is very serious. The butt is on both sides. If it's on one side, it's not a monster!

Wu: Oh, it was born on both sides, which scared me to forget.

Wen: don't make any noise. Have a good sleep. Sum up

Wen: you're here again. Why did you run away?

Wu: is it an earthquake? Did the roof fall?

Nonsense! Strange, oh! It turns out there's one more guy here. He did it How dare you wake me up? who are you?

Tang: your father sent me to accompany you to study. My name is Hua'an.

Wu: he was called by his father to represent his father, just like our father? (right!)

Wen: you're stupid to death. You're right about your size! Father asked him to come, we listen to him at most, can't call him father? He's not mom's "cheeky.".

Don: Yes! I'm not you ~ what? that 's bull! Your father asked me to get the article. What about the article?.

Wen: the article has not been finished yet. How can I hand it in on a piece of white paper? You write for us, we will give you benefits, please go to the nightclub, to the massage shop.

Don: no! No interest. Well, I'll try your level first.

Wen: don't try. We are very good at it.

Wu: so many teachers have no way to teach us before.

Don: I don't believe it. Listen, spring, summer, autumn and winter. Next.

Wu: boss, he has finished all the four seasons of the year. What do you want us to say?

Tang: what is mahjong but not mahjong? It's a poem. One word makes five words and one sentence.

Wen: spring, summer, autumn and winter. This is not difficult! Chunxiang's mini skirt.

Wu: Xia Xiang's hot pants.

Wen: Qiu Xiang's swimsuit.

Wu: Dong Xiang's twisted butt.

Don: come on! Two idiots, no, listen! One word makes five words into one sentence. Spring is When you visit the grass in spring, you are interested in summer.

Text: Xia Hawaiian music.

Wu: ah, boss, you are so powerful!

Wen: right? (wrong!) What about summer? Five words, Hawaii music is also good!

Don: no! Listen! Summer is Enjoy the lotus pond in summer. Autumn is Autumn drink realgar wine, to you (refers to Wu) winter, you to winter?

Wu: winter Winter what winter?

Don: winter of wax gourd! Send you a pass, the last word of winter is poetry.

Wen: it's easier for you! The first word is winter, and the last word is poetry. You only need to understand the middle three words.

Wu: winter Silk Yes, fried shredded pork with mushrooms.

Good food! Do you say fried shredded pork with mushrooms in autumn?

Don: no! Winter is Dongyin white snow poem, you are really a pair of "plus excellent", I'll report to Grand Master Hua. Ah! You don't want to cuddle, OK? What are you shooting Men and women are not compatible, oh no! If you want to hold it, don't give it to you. It's so ugly. (am I ugly? I just don't have makeup

Wen: Hua An, please help me to write an article for us.

Wu: duolong, duolong, write about it. Hurry up.

Don: I can't write!

Don: I can help you, but I have one condition You are going to introduce Qiuxiang to me.

Wen: Qiuxiang is the person we like. How can I introduce him to you.

Wu: other things are OK. There are spring fragrance, summer fragrance and winter fragrance in it.

Don: I don't want anything else. If you won't, I'll tell your father.

Wen: OK, I'll introduce her. I'll take her to the Chaifang. You can do it yourself.

Don: OK, but you can't make trouble.

Wen: No, we want to study then.

Don: you can't study!

Wu: Why did you promise to introduce sister Qiuxiang to him?

Wen: otherwise, how can you get through this? Don't worry. He's a bookboy and he's not beautiful. Qiuxiang won't like him. Qiuxiang is mine.

Wu: no! It's mine. (two people repeat it's mine)

Don't cry! I am most afraid of you cry, you cry I also want to milk for you! In this way, two people's company, 135 mine, 246 yours, give him a rest on Sunday. (good!)

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