Lyrics of Feng Gong Niu Qun's look at these two dads(feng gong niu qun qiao zhe liang die ge ci )

Feng (on the stage) here you are, dear friends, I miss you so much. The year of rabbit is coming. I wish you all happy every day and happy every year. If you ask the cattle, he has to come later. The child has something wrong. If you fail the exam, let the teacher call home for a while. Don't ask him. He doesn't admit it. I don't believe you. How did brother Niu come He would say, "Oh, I'm so bored. They have to treat me to dinner

Niu (on stage) Oh, sorry for being late. Hello, everyone

Feng, why did brother Niu come

I'm tired of inviting them to dinner

Where did Feng eat it

Who knows where to eat

Who did Feng talk to

Who knows who to talk with when cattle patronize

What's Feng talking about

Who knows what we're talking about

Feng don't pretend to know, let the teacher call home

Who poked the cow out

Feng who poked it out? I can't tell you that I became a traitor. I won't say Pan Changjiang poked it out

What's the matter with Niu Pan Changjiang? I'll go to him

Feng AI, you don't have to go to him. If you go to him, he doesn't admit that the child has been like a traitor since childhood. Why do you call him

Why cattle? I have no face to say

What's the shame of Feng

There are 50 children in Niu's class. In the final exam, my son came second from the bottom. You say he is right He's sorry for his name

Name of Feng

Cow just to make this kid promising you know what I call him

What's Feng's name

Newton

Feng Hao's name looks like a cow, and he is slow to respond

Niu, you said that so many children in the class are born every year. How can they do well in the exam? The teacher said that there are only two poor students in their class. What's the name of the child from Newton's penultimate to penultimate? Anyway, it's very tongue twister

Von strovsky

Niu Dui's name is von strovsky. You said to have a boy named von strovsky. If you have a girl, what's the name

Vonner's name is Lewinsky

Cow, you have to mess up America, but you just want to make a name for your son. He's not a father

Feng, who are you cursing? Who are you cursing

Cow, what's your hurry

Feng's bullshit. I'm the one who doesn't know what to say

Niu Feng strovsky

Feng my son

The cow is your son, I can find a root, and my son is the second to the last because he was abducted by your son. Playing with you is the first to the last. Doesn't that mean playing with stinky chess basket gets stinky

Feng, are you sorry? We are the last to the last to play with you, which fully shows my son's love. We take the initiative to help the less advanced students fall behind together. My son's eyes are so good. Whose exam copy is not the last to the third

Cow, I said, let's not pinch here

Feng Qie, it's time to tie for the first

I don't want to read this celebrity biography every day

Feng, I don't have to go through comic books or anything

Niu, look at this. Zhu Yuanzhang began to beg at the age of six

Feng Sun Yat Sen had shoes only when he was 15 years old

Daniel Edison sold newspapers

Feng Gorky polished his shoes

Niu Chen Jingrun once sold eggs

Giant Feng Ma has beaten pig grass

Niu niping picked up firewood

Feng Zhao Benshan has ordered horseshoe

Niu fenggong picked up cigarette ends

Feng NiuQun steals coal briquettes

Who stole the cattle

Feng, I always think I did that when I was a child, and I think you did it too

I found that all the successful people at home and abroad have a common characteristic

Feng en

Cattle have never been spoiled by their parents

Feng just dotes on your children

I dote on my children

Feng is you

Niu went back to school for military training. You were afraid that your child would not have enough to eat. You stuffed eight sauced pig's feet into the child's schoolbag. The child did not dare to eat them during the day. At night, he secretly chewed them in the quilt until the pig's feet were finished

The next night, I had a dream to chew my son's feet. I chewed my son's feet and muttered how salty the pig's feet are today

Feng I said that my son always had a toothache some time ago. I heard that your son showed his face and gave you a big zero in this exam

That's the teacher's fault

Feng

Niu said that my son can't sing in all five tones, and that my son can sing out of tune. That's what I taught him one by one

Not bad. I took my son to the teacher to judge

What's Feng's comment

Niu, I sang a song "the girl of Dabancheng" to her, which calmed the teacher down

Feng, how do you sing well

The girl in niudabancheng has long braids and beautiful eyes. If you marry someone, you must marry someone else

Is there a sentence out of tune

Feng is not in tune

Cow, I'm a little doting on my son

Feng and so on It's pretty serious, second only to me

What about cows

Isn't Feng saying that

Cow

No matter how poor Feng is, no matter how rich he is, no matter how poor he is, no matter how rich he is

Cow, how can children suffer now

Feng didn't suffer. You follow my advice. I promise to make your son suffer

Cow, come on

Feng, I'll find a truck tomorrow morning to take your valuable things to our house

Cow

Feng's hardship makes him feel like he's destitute. As soon as your son comes home, you'll wail. Will you

Niuhui

Let's have a demonstration

Cow——

Brother Feng Niuge, spare your life. It's easy for you to cry like this, which brings the wolf crying from the heart

Cow, what do I say

What does Feng say

What does cow say when it's sad

Feng to you, come on

Cow, son

That's Feng

It's amazing

Feng Dui

Niu, all our valuable things let you leave. You have to avenge your father

Feng, why do you say that you have lost your son in business? We can't open the pot any more. Today, we can only eat some pudding, cabbage, chop and stick noodles

Cows, you feed chickens. Children need nutrition when they grow up

Feng, you can stew a fish for him every three or five times. You don't have to take it from your neighbor's cat

My son likes to eat spareribs

Feng went to my place to save me a mouthful

How can I tell my son

Feng, you said to steal it from the dog

Cow, then my son can go up to study

Feng zaiyou has the experience of the ancients. He doesn't need to be white, he doesn't need to hang his head on the beam, he just needs to hang his hair on the beam when he dozes. When he dozes, he uses the awl to prick his butt——

Niu, are you going to study

Feng that must make tiger stool pepper water son, you kid learn not to learn

Do you say that to me, son

Feng, my son is not important. First, you have to educate your son. Good people can't just think about themselves. They have to think more about others, don't you

Cow, I'll ask you if you're doing the same to your son

Feng, where can I go? I'm my own son

Cow, I'm not the latter. You're just a son. I'll have to do it if you don't do it

Is there any problem that you can't give up trying to improve your child

I have to encourage my children. You can write a poem for them from time to time

How can I do it

Feng, that's what you do for your son. If you don't study hard, it's better to sell sweet potatoes. If you don't believe it, your father has been two hundred and fifty since he was a child

Cow, then you should also write a poem for your son

Feng, I won't

Do you know what to do? You must do it for your son. The wind and rain send the spring back. The snow welcome the spring. After the exam, your father is still out of tune

Feng, screw you

Chinese PinYin : Feng Gong Niu Qun Qiao Zhe Liang Die Ge Ci